Topic: Graphic Chicks

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Stuff: Princess Zelda

Wednesday, September 12, 2007 - 10:56 PM

The Legend Of Zelda Series

Princess Zelda is indeed legendary. A member of the Hyrule royal family, Zelda serves as the elusive damsel in distress for Link throughout the Legend of Zelda series. And like Link, we've seen different incarnations of Zelda throughout the series - some have been passive, Sleeping Beauty types while others have taken more active, powerful roles, such as in Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess. But regardless of role or screen time, Zelda is a true icon in the halls of video game greatness.
Pros: She's young, beautiful, related to royalty, and in many cases, quite powerful.
Cons: She has a habit of disappearing for long stretches, and her personality and identity seem to shift unexpectedly.
Should Be Played By: Alexis Bledel, because even though she's not blonde, there's just something about her eyes that evokes Zelda.

Stuff: Alyx Vance, Half-Life 2 And Half-Life 2 Episodes

Wednesday, September 12, 2007 - 10:54 PM

Alyx Vance is the kind of girl you can bring home to meet the parents. The daughter of renowned scientist Dr. Eli Vance, she's got brains. A member of the Combine resistance, she also knows how to kick ass and take names with her trademark pistol. She has a tough, strong-willed personality, which helps her bail Gordon Freeman out of trouble a few times, yet she's also vulnerable at times. The best thing about Alyx may be that she doesn't have huge breasts or impossible proportions held together by tight leather bikinis or other revealing outfits. She's just flat-out cute and charismatic, even in a simple gray hooded sweatshirt.
Pros: Alyx is highly intelligent, proficient with electronics and weapons, tough as nails, and extremely easy on the eyes in a girl-next-door kind of way.
Cons: Her outfit could use some work - especially the head band - and she's got a giant, overprotective robot named Dog.
Should Be Played By: Rosario Dawson or Jessica Alba. I can't decide, but either one would be a worthy choice.

Stuff: Lara Croft Tomb Raider

Wednesday, September 12, 2007 - 10:49 PM

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider Series

Is there any doubt that Lara Croft is the perennial video game heroine? Croft is a female Indiana Jones with Daisy Duke shorts, a tight tank top shirt and two pistols instead of a ragged hat and bullwhip. The buxom adventurer has become a cultural icon, appearing in more than 10 games, two feature films and several comic books and original novels.
Pros: Completely eye-popping and disproportionate features, a zest for adventure and great aim with the firearms.
Cons: She has some Daddy issues and has become increasingly violent as the Tomb Raider series has progressed.
Is Played By: Angelina Jolie, the absolute perfect choice.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007 - 09:58 PM

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 07:34 PM

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 07:23 PM

Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 04:30 PM

BloodRayne is a 2006 horror/fantasy film based on the eponymous video game from Majesco and the game developer, Terminal Reality, directed by Uwe Boll. The film stars Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley and Matthew Davis. The film was the third video game movie adaptation by Uwe Boll who previously made the movies based on House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.